This is the writer's interpretation of The Tenth Doctor doing that speech from HAMLET:
To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?
ETA: Australian blog reader KaraRose has contacted me with the following info regarding NEIL GAIMAN:
"He was in Sydney a few weeks ago, and I went to see him. During question time someone asked if he would ever write for a TV show, like Doctor Who or something, and he said 'That would be fantastic!' and that he would love to write a Dr Who episode if he could."